Lilyisms

"Someday I think I will marry a boy who likes to eat at Pizza Ranch and stay at hotels with waterparks."


As we are watching the Super Bowl half-time show:  "Sometimes I think rock stars are inappropriate."  
And a bit later, after Mike makes a sarcastic comment about how it could be so windy inside the dome: "I think they do that just so their hair looks pretty, Dad."

When deciding how to share candy with her brother:  "Unfortunately, Sam, there are only five.  You will have to have two and I will have three, since I am older."